1. Tell me the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
☛ Open the fridge.
☛ Put the elephant in.
☛ Close the fridge.
2. Tell me what are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
☛ Open the fridge.
☛ Take the elephant out.
☛ Put the deer in.
☛ Close the fridge.
3. Its lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Because the deer is in the fridge.
4. There are 500 bricks on a plane, you drop one outside, tell me how many are left?
That is easy, 499 bricks
5. Tell me how does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
6. In the end the old lady still died, why?
She was hit by the brick, you threw from the plane.
A female moth
9. Tell me what is an archaeologist?
Someone who's career is in ruins.
10. Tell me what is the noisiest game?
It is squash because you can not play it without raising a racket.
11. Tell me why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it is too far to walk.
12. Tell me how many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it is long enough.
14. Tell me what ended in the year 1919?
1918 - yes, the year 1918 ended when the new year 1919 begins.
16. Tell me why do some cricket players never sweat?
Because they have huge fans.
18. Tell me what is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
A Bird can fly but a fly can not bird.
19. Tell me what do you say when you find two banana peels together?
A pair of slipper.
20. Join these two sentences, I was riding to school. I saw a dead body?
I saw a dead body riding to school.
21. Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?
It is very simple. Just push it, it will role.
24. There are innumerable tables of this kind but there are no legs, what is that?
Multiplication tables and time tables.
