1. It goes up and comes down but never move, what it is?

Staircase.

2. Tell me what is the most struggling of all subjects?

Mathematics - It has full of problems.

3. There is a head and there is a tail but no body, what is it?

A coin.

4. You have 5 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other hand, now what do you have?

A big hand.

5. There are two elements that always grow up, seeing the sky and never down, what are they?

6. I have ocean but no water, who am I?

A world map.

7. Tell me what are the two animals that live in a polar region?

A polar bear and his wife.

8. Tell me why Mira carried a ladder to her school?

because she is going to high school.

9. I have four legs but I can not walk, what am I?

A chair.

10. Tell me what breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

Any dog because building cannot jump.

11. Tell me can you make SEVEN an even number?

Yes, remove 'S' from it.

12. Tell me what is the difference between here and there?

Letter T is the difference.

13. Tell me what you can never eat during the lunch or supper?

Breakfast

14. It is equally big as an elephant but weighs nothing, what is that?

An Elephant.

15. How do you describe the School?

HELL - answered by a poor/smart kid.

16. Tell me what is the longest movie ever made and what is the length?

It runs for 85 hours and funnily the title is 'CURE FOR INSOMNIA'.

17. A few months have 31 days, a few months have 30 days, how many months have 28 days?

All months

18. Tell me what is the antonym of DOMINOS?

Domi doesn't no.

19. Most of the kids love to carry these keys, what are those keys?

20. There are innumerable tables of this kind but there are no legs, what is that?

Multiplication tables and time tables.

21. What is the one that is sticky and brown?

A stick.

22. It goes all over the world but always stays in a corner, what is that?

A Stamp.

23. Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?

It is very simple. Just push it, it will role.

24. Join these two sentences, I was riding to school. I saw a dead body?

I saw a dead body riding to school.

25. Tell me what do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper.

26. Tell me what is the major difference between a bird and a fly?

A Bird can fly but a fly can not bird.

27. Do you know what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake?

28. Tell me why do some cricket players never sweat?

Because they have huge fans.

29. What is the strongest force in the earth?
a) Rock
b) Iron

It is love.

30. Tell me what ended in the year 1919?

1918 - yes, the year 1918 ended when the new year 1919 begins.

31. Tell me what holds the sun up in the sky?

Sunbeams.

32. Tell me how many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?

Just one if it is long enough.

33. Tell me why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because it is too far to walk.

34. Tell me what is the noisiest game?

It is squash because you can not play it without raising a racket.

35. Tell me what is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins.

36. Tell me what is a myth?

A female moth

37. What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic

38. In the end the old lady still died, why?

She was hit by the brick, you threw from the plane.

39. Tell me how does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

40. There are 500 bricks on a plane, you drop one outside, tell me how many are left?

That is easy, 499 bricks

41. Its lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?

Because the deer is in the fridge.

42. Tell me what are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

☛ Open the fridge.
☛ Take the elephant out.
☛ Put the deer in.
☛ Close the fridge.

43. Tell me the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

☛ Open the fridge.
☛ Put the elephant in.
☛ Close the fridge.