2. How many balls of strings would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it is long enough.
3. Why do birds fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk.
It is squash because you can not play it without raising a racket.
Someone who's career is in ruins.
A female moth.
8. If in the end the old lady still died, why?
She was hit by the brick, you threw from the plane.
9. How does old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
10. If there are 500 bricks on a plane, you drop one outside, tell me how many are left?
That is easy, 499 bricks.
11. Suppose its lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Because the deer is in the fridge.
12. What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
☛ Open the fridge.
☛ Take the elephant out.
☛ Put the deer in.
☛ Close the fridge.
13. Tell me the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
☛ Open the fridge.
☛ Put the elephant in.
☛ Close the fridge.
Nunu? NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter is Mary. Read the question again.
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
16. If you overtake the last person, then you are?
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
17. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph
Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
20. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm... Barbecue.
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
Colour and Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
25. How do you feel about your current employer?
I enjoyed my time at Sample Co Ltd. We parted on very good terms and I still have some great friends there. I learnt a lot during my stay at the company it was a very rewarding experience. I decided to leave because I wanted to move to a company with greater ambitions where I could continue to fulfill my career goals.
26. What are your weaknesses? How do you overcome them?
I am always ready to learn new skills and adapt my methods to become better at what I do. If I become aware of a weakness in my knowledge base or in the way I perform my duties, I do my best to fill that gap whether through formal training, informal training, or directly from my colleagues.
I'm not the type of person that becomes stressed very easily. However, if in an extreme circumstance I did start to become stressed, I would look to the cause of it and attempt to identify a solution. I would certainly not be afraid to look to others for their input and assistance. In a working environment I think stress comes around from pressurized situations. In such cases the best solution is often one of situation management until the crisis abates.
