2. How many balls of strings would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it is long enough.
3. Why do birds fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk.
It is squash because you can not play it without raising a racket.
Someone who's career is in ruins.
A female moth.
8. If in the end the old lady still died, why?
She was hit by the brick, you threw from the plane.
9. How does old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.