The flat tire was on the man's spare wheel which he kept in the car trunk. The four wheels he drove on all had properly inflated tires.
The man fell overboard from a small boat at the seashore. He could not swim well and got into difficulties so he threw away the expensive and heavy binoculars around his neck. He was rescued. He then offered a swimmer a reward to dive down and recover his binoculars. This effort was unsuccessful. Later, however, when the tide went out he was able to pick them up off the sand.
The boy suggested that the man take one wheel nut off each of the oyher three wheels in order to attach fourth wheel. Once he had done this, the man could safely drive to the nearest garage with each wheel firmly attached by three nuts.
A square or rectangular manhole cover can fall down the hole, while a round manhole cover cannot. The square cover will fit down the diagonal of the hole(unless the rim it sits on is very large) but no matter how you turn a circle it never measures less than its diameter. So for safety and practicality all manhole covers should be round.
5. A man lies dead in a field. Next to him is a long piece of cord. How did he die?
Incredible as it may seem, some people enjoy leaping off high buildings or bridges with a length of elastic cord fastened to them. This pastime is known as bungee jumping. The poor man in this situation died when he jumped from a high cane in the field and his bungee cord broke.
The postmark used at that time was always black. It was therefore difficult to tell whether a stamp had been frankled or not. This led to people reusing used stamps. On a Penny red the black postmark was clearly visible.
7. A man had a book which was worth $40,000. Why did he deliberately destroy it?
The man actually owned two copies of the valuable book. By destroying one copy he increased the value of the other.
When the man parked his car outside the bank he held up twenty-five people who were stuck in traffic behind him. The policeman told him not to park like that again.
Publishers normally include a nonexistent word or a non-existent island in a dictionary or atlas, respectively. If it then appears in somebody else's work, they have clear evidence of copying.
A spherical or oval egg would roll in a straight line. How-ever, an asymmetrical egg, which is narrower at one end than the other, will tend to roll in a circle. (Try it with a normal hen's egg.) if the eggs are on a cliff edge or other precarious place, the tendency to roll around rather than straight is a distinct advantage.
The man drove his car to the beach to watch the sunset over the waves. He fell asleep. The tide came in and seeped in around the car doors and windows. He awoke, but with the pressure of the water, he couldn't get out of the car. The water filled the car and drowned him. Later the tide went out and he was found dead in an empty car.
The so-called village idiot was smart enough to realize that as long as he kept choosing the 50-cent piece, people would keep offering him the choice. If he once took the $5 bill, the stream of coins would stop rolling in.
The fruit is grown in the bottle. The bottle is tied onto the branch shortly after the fruit starts to form.
The fruit is grown in the bottle. The bottle is tied onto the branch shortly after the fruit starts to form.
The cassette had started at the beginning of the man's utterance. Who could have rewound it?
This is the true story from Japan. The man easd a keen golfer and his lifelong ambition was to score a hole in one. But this would prove very expensive as the custom at his golf club was that anyone who scored a hole in one had to buy all the other members a drink.
This is a true story from India. The child was born into a family of beggars in Calcutta. The parents knew that a crippled child would earn more as a beggar than a healthy child would.
The manufacturer sent 5,000 right-hand gloves to Miami and 5,000 left-hand gloves to New York. He refused to pay the duty on them so both sets of gloves were impounded. Since no body claimed them, both lots were subsequently sold off at auction. They went for a very low price (who wants 5,000 left hand gloves?). Naturally, it was the clever Frenchman who one with a very low bid at each auction.
The man put his wife's big-toe print on the knife and left it beside the body. He could have used his own toe-print but that could have been later traced to him. Once his wife was buried, the "fingerprints" could never be traced.
The man knew the name of the town he had left that morning. So he replaced the sign so that it correctly named the direction he had come from. It would then be correct for all the other directions.
The wearing of seat belts was successful in reducing the number of deaths from road accidents. People who with-out seat belts would have been killed (and taken to the morgue) now survived but with injuries. Consequently more people were treated for injuries than before.
The cord around the man's neck was a piece of rawhide which he had soaked in water before entering the room. Once he had it tightly around his neck it naturally grew tighter as it dried.
23. A man was doing his job but was killed because he lacked a certain piece of furniture. Why
The man was a circus lion tamer who had unfortunately forgotten his chair when he had to face a bad-tempered lion!
He challenged the Olympic champion to run up a ladder. Since he was the fastest window cleaner in Ireland he won easily!
The challenger was a blind golfer and he arranged to play the champion at midnight on a dark night. The blind man was at no disadvantage in the dark but the champion could not see his ball to hit it. (Blind golfers do play matches and tournaments; they rely on others to indicate where their ball and the hole are.)
It is equally likely that one couple will have all the trumps as that they will have no trumps between them. For if they have all the trumps if must mean that the other pair has none and vice versa.
The teacher instructed her pupils always to raise their hands when a question was asked whether they knew the answer or not. If they did not know the answer they should raise their left hand. If they were sure they know the answer they should raise their right hand. The teacher chose a different child each time, but always one who had raised his or her right hand.
This is a paradox with no clear-cut answer. Both parties have a good case. It would be interesting to see it argued out in court. Whoever lost could claim to have won-the student in losing would still not have won a case, Protagoras in losing would ensure a first victory for his pupil. Some believe that the most likely outcome of such a situation, if it had come to trial, would have been victory for the student. He was after all under no obligation to practice law and up until that point he had not breached ever, he could sue a second time on grounds that the student had now won a case and was in breach of contract. Protagoras would therefore win the second case and recover his fees. Overall, Protagoras would have won. The student would be smart to choose not to represent himself but to select a good lawyer who could win the first case for him. In that case, since a pupil would still not have won a case, he would have won the contest.
The man who refused to be searched was an aristocrat who had fallen on very hard times but was trying to keep up appearances. He was so poor, however, that he could scarcely afford to eat. So, while at the dinner, he secretly lined his pockets with food from the table to keep him going for the next few days. Obviously if he was searched his secret would be revealed and he would be humiliated.
30. A girl was eight years old on her first birthday. How could that be?
She was born on February 29, 1986. The year 1900 was not a leapt year (only centuries divisible by 400 are leap years), so the next February 29 fell in 1904 when she was eight. She was twelve on her second birthday.
He reasoned that she would have called her lover so he simply pressed the redial button on their telephone. When the man answered with his name the husband told him that he had won a prize draw and asked for the address to which it should be sent.
The hospital dressed all their teddy bears with bandages. Then they explained to the little children that the poor teddies had to say at the hospital for their own health and recovery. The children reluctantly but sympathetically agreed.
One of the most important tasks for the golf club professional is giving lessons. Most players are right handed. They can stand opposite a left-handed teacher and watch and copy him more easily. It is just like looking in a mirror, so it makes learning the correct style of swing easier.
The girl filled the jar with water at the school. When she reached the appropriate point at the city center she poured all the water out. What replaced it was a true sample of the surrounding air.
The two men were in a restuarant. The Argentinian fan had a fishbone stuck in his throat and was chocking. The other man was quick-witted enough to give him a strong blow on the back, thereby dislodging the bone and saving his life .